the stress relief cold open from the office is the funniest moment in television history, never let anyone tell you otherwise
Happy 40th Birthday, James Thomas Fallon • September 19th, 1974
↳ D: The Darkest Timeline
"Enough with the timeline crap, Abed! Pierce got shot in the leg and died. Shirley’s a drunk. Annie’s locked in a mental ward because her guilt drove her insane. Jeff lost an arm in the fire. Troy lost his larynx because for some dumb reason he tried to destroy a flaming troll doll by eating it. Life has gone to hell, Abed!"